
I woke up grumpy today. Not sure why, but it sure didn't help matters when a snarky email landed in my inbox before I could polish off my second cup of coffee and have my daily devotion. Why do some people feel such a need to parse through each and every word you say and draw faulty conclusions? Grrr.... Anyway, it was overcast and chilly outside, which I'm pretty sure was a another factor that spurred on a sudden case of the gloomies. I'm a summer girl and yesterday was sunny and warm, so I think I was getting my hopes up that summer was right around the corner. And then I woke up and looked outside and blah, it wasn't.
After trying unsuccessfully to write for a few hours, I finally decided to do what any sensible woman with a case of the gloomies knows to do. No, there wasn't any chocolate in the house, so I was forced to resort to Plan B. Road trip to Target. A few months ago, a brand new Target opened up about two miles from my house and I have yet to grace it with my presence. How's that for self-restraint? To ward off the gloomies, I grabbed my keys and headed out the door for a therapy session with Dr. Mossismo. Never mind, that my husband has been sounding like a broken recording lately with his daily reminder to "Watch your spending." He's also been using other depressing words like "budget" and "coupons." Can't imagine why I'm suffering from a bout of the gloomies, can you?
So, I know you're sitting on the edge of your seat dying to know if my road trip to Target did the trip. Hardly. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I tried on swimsuits while I was there. Seriously, what was I thinking?! I was standing in front of display after display of the new 2009 line of swimsuits that were, oh-so-cute ON THE HANGERS. In my moments of standing there in my swimwear trance, I somehow managed to rationalize that I should take advantage of this rare moment when my size was for once, amply stocked. And yeah, next thing you know, I'm in the dressing room trying to pick my jaw up off the floor. Because hey, there's just nothing that will cure a case of the gloomies quicker than trying on swimsuits. Two-days after scarfing down Valentine's Day candy. Within 30 minutes of eating lunch. With a pasty winter-white faded tan. In your mid-40's. I know, you're shedding tears for me right now, aren't you? That's so sweet.
But the day wasn't entirely lost. I came to my senses and promptly exited the dressing room, leaving a mount of tankinis in my wake. I then headed straight for the candy aisle and proceeded to load my cart with Valentine's candy that was marked down 50 percent. Most importantly, I stocked up on more chocolate. As a bonus, I tossed in a new pilates DVD that I saw on an endcap on my way to the checkout. Because just having it in my cart made me feel a little bit better about the ten lbs. of candy. And then at the checkout, I threw in some some Midol. And yes, I'm doing better. Much better, thank you very much. :)